Finding new things in a relationship can be hard to do—especially when you and that special someone have been together for a long time. At first, you learn what the person likes and doesn’t like, which then leads to what you think you should do in bed. Unfortunately, doing the same thing every time things »
A friend of mine—I can’t think of a better term for him, so we’ll leave it at that for now—and his girlfriend just split because of his inability to have an exclusive relationship. You would think that, because he has cheated before—and everyone knows it—that no one would want to touch him with a sixty-nine »
So, my blogs up until this point have skirted the edges of sex, but I’ve never really delved into the topic. I figured now was a good time to get down to it—after all, sex is a crucial part of a relationship, and I have been preaching about relationships for five trillion weeks. So, why »
My mother once told me, when I was still in my I-like-country-music stage, that she couldn’t stand to listen to the music for more than thirty seconds. When I asked her why, she told me that all of the songs were too “depressing.” Of course, I was appalled. I argued that not only aren’t all »
I know how much we all love to fight with our significant others with some frequency, regardless of what exactly the fight is over—I remember once my parents fought about the wrong kind of cheese my mother had bought. Most people think this kind of fighting is very bad for a relationship. If two people »
Filed under: Sex, Humor, Dating/Love, Women, A Woman’s Perspective »
Married? Got a girlfriend? In a loving and committed f**kbuddy relationship? Then you’re probably having sex, at least some of the time. But how often is often enough? And can you be doing it too much? Let Asylum’s token girl advise you on how much … Read »
Isn’t it just great when you bring a new boyfriend home and your mother is the first one to quip, “Honey, don’t take this the wrong way, but…” It’s like that’s their job to make you feel so uncomfortable about your significant other that you actually begin to question how much you really know about »
We’ve all got busy lives, so stress is one of those annoying but ever-present factors that seems to darken even our greatest moments. Yet, no matter what we do, we just can’t seem to get rid of this evil mastermind—the fiend. Unfortunately, it may be destroying some parts of your life you thought you were »
Filed under: Sex, Humor, Dating/Love, Weird »
Everyone needs a little help getting busy sometimes. You could try Viagra … or you could bust out the big guns and try the invocation of an ancient booty spirit. »
Most of us are familiar with the various fat, flying babies that adorn cards on … Read more
Let’s face it, Hollywood has successfully invaded the mistakenly deep recesses of our mind and has planted in it the idea that wearing a size 0 jean is normal. Anything over size 4 is overweight, and if you’re a size 9 or higher, you’d better nix any ideas of becoming a model. So, of course, »
