Posts Tagged ‘sexy’

Jun 08

Dating Advice From Degenerates — How to Get Laid After Puking on Her

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Forget the complex advice from dating gurus about negging, peacocking and being an alpha male. All you really need to know is one thing: You can puke on her and still get laid. »

I learned this from a friend after he played a small music festival in … Read more

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May 17

New Website Teaches CPR the Sexy Way

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Thanks to Super Sexy CPR, there’s no reason to ever again let a random victim pass from this life to the next. »

That’s because the makers of the video, which appears to be a viral marketing campaign for Fortnight Lingerie, hired two … Read more

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Apr 26

How to Last Longer in Bed for the Rest of Your Life

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When we heard that Jonny Bowden, PhD, nutritionist, health coach and the author of “The Most Effective Ways to Live Longer” also had tips on how to do several other things longer, we knew we had to track him down. »

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Apr 26

How to Last Longer in Bed (for the Rest of Your Life)

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When we heard that Jonny Bowden, PhD, nutritionist, health coach and the author of “The Most Effective Ways to Live Longer” also had tips on how to do several other things longer, we knew we had to track him down. »

He filled us in on how we can »

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Apr 06

A Woman’s Perspective on Strippers

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Like drag queens, strippers embody the feminine ideal of being completely fake from weave to Lucite heels. Join Asylum’s token girl as she salutes the hardworking ladies of clubs around the nation with names like “Jiggles” and “Sugar Shack.” »

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Mar 25

Awkward Moments

So, my blogs up until this point have skirted the edges of sex, but I’ve never really delved into the topic. I figured now was a good time to get down to it—after all, sex is a crucial part of a relationship, and I have been preaching about relationships for five trillion weeks. So, why »

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Mar 15

These Women Are Hot but We Don’t Know Why

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We all know the typical attributes in women that men are supposed to find attractive — brains, sure, but primarily legs, boobs and butts, right? So crude, so degrading, so true. »

But even though we here at Asylum appreciate the female form as much … Read more

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Mar 03

Lingerie Specials

Many new Items placed into our Lingerie Specials this week.  Dont forget to stop by our Closeout Lingerie section also for super HOT deals! »

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Feb 24

Apparently, My Relatives Know You Better

Isn’t it just great when you bring a new boyfriend home and your mother is the first one to quip, “Honey, don’t take this the wrong way, but…” It’s like that’s their job to make you feel so uncomfortable about your significant other that you actually begin to question how much you really know about »

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Feb 15

Reward Points Program

Girlfriends Lingerie now offers it’s Members Reward Points to save $ on future orders.   The Reward Program launched at 12AM Mountain standard time.  The program rewards customers who create an account with Girlfriends Lingerie with Reward Points on every order.  For more details,  we welcome you to read our Reward Program Faq’s and begin to »

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